Brilliant Idea…
Brilliant Idea!
Hey, I’m just trying to help…
~ Brick
Archive for January, 2012
January 28, 2012
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Georgia Judge – Barack Obama is NOT a natural born citizen
Now, two more states have filed similar suits… That makes 6 states that are going after him for not being a natural born citizen. I think this thing is going to quickly snowball into a “Watergate” type scandal for Obama as other states do the same.
High Fashion in the Mosque? Another Peace Loving Muslim!!!
High Fashion in the Mosque
We’re constantly clubbed on the head with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. – Yet every day Shirts like this are mass produced, marketed, and sold by street venders thru out the Middle East and it’s simply OK. Now a few of our guys, after months of sleeping on the cold ground, eating MREs, not having a good hot shower, and away from their love ones, get caught piss’n on a couple of dead raghead Al Qada types and they are condemned by the world.
Your Girl May Be A Redneck if…
Could your girl be a Redneck?
~ Brick
Why Do I Like Retirement !!!
Why Do I Like Retirement ?
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays & 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there or move in.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
And, my very favorite….
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING… Saturday & Sunday, I rest up from the weeks activities.
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SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied… ‘Two years older than me’ ‘So you’re 96?’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, isn’t it?’
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked. She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them.
I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. ‘Wal-Mart?’ the preacher exclaimed. ‘Why Wal-Mart?’ ‘Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week’
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. And, sometimes my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, ‘For fast relief.’
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the few I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Always Remember This: You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
I am NEVER gonna grow old gracefully… lol
~ Brick
A FEW VERY RARE PHOTOS!
A FEW VERY RARE PHOTOS!
Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney
Michael Jackson, Francis Ford Coppola & George Lucas
The Beatles & Little Richard
Dean Martin, Shirley MacLaine & Elvis Presley
Elizabeth Taylor & Diana
Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi & Barrack Obama
~ Brick
Newt at his best…
Newt at his best! The guy just makes more sense than any other candidate… We NEED him in the Whitehouse because he is the only one running that has the ability and intelligence to clean up the mess Obama, Bush 1 & 2 and Clinton has made of this country!
Watch his speech today in Rock Hill, SC:
~ Brick
I Believe…
I have heard many talented precocious children
that could sing. But, this young girl is beyond belief!
Close your eyes and you could easily think you were
listening to Barbara Streisand at her best!
~ Brick
A nice Harley ad…
Perfect for those weekend getaways…
http://www.youtube.com/embed/nx5PWEt4514
~ Brick
“Obama never actually served in the Illinois Senate because he was busy running for the U.S. Senate, then he didn’t actually serve in the U.S. Senate because he was busy running for President, and now he hasn’t actually served as President because he has been busy running for re-election, so he’s had no government experience” –Newt Gingrich
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