Archive for June, 2011

IT’S A FAKE! SAYS LEADING EXPERT!

    IT’S A FAKE! SAYS LEADING EXPERT!

I said it from the beginning… Now, the leading Photoshop expert

in the world has gone on record stating Obama’s long form Birth Certificate is a 100% fraudulent! What is taking so long for the courts to investigate this crime against the American people???

 

 

 

     ~ Brick

The True Origin of the word Aviator!

  Word origin – AVAITOR.

 

by Bob Sparks on Sunday, 26 June 2011 at 21:45
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Aviators come from a secret society formed around a thousand years ago.

 

They are warriors, and below is the proof.

A little known fact is the origin of the word “aviator”.

Phu Khen (pronounced Foo Ken ), 1169-? is considered by some to be the

most under-recognized military officer in history. Many have never heard

of his contributions to modern military warfare. The mission of this

secret society is to bring honor to the name of Phu Khen.

A Khen was a subordinate to a Khan in the military structure of the

Mongol hordes. Khan is Turkish for leader. Most know of the great

Genghis Khan, but little has been written of his chain of command.

Khen is also of Turkish origin, although there is not a word in English

that adequately conveys the meaning. Roughly translated, it means ” One

who will do the impossible while appearing unprepared and complaining

constantly.” Phu Khen was one of ten Khens that headed the divisions,

or groups of hordes as they were known, of the Mongal Army serving under

Genghis Khan. His abilities came to light during the Mongols’ raids on

the Turkistan city of Bohicaroo.

Bohicans were fierce warriors and the city was well fortified. The

entire city was protected by huge walls and the hordes were at a

standoff with the Bohicans. Bohicaroo was well stocked and it would have

been difficult to wait them out. Genghis Khan assembled his Khens and

ordered each of them to develop a plan for penetrating the defenses of

Bohicaroo.

Operation Achieve Victory, “AV”, was born. All 10 divisions of Khens

submitted their plan. After reviewing AV plans 1 through 7 and finding

them unworkable or ridiculous, Genghis Khan was understandably upset.

It was with much perspiration that Phu Khen submitted his idea, which

came to be known as AV 8. Upon seeing AV 8, Genghis was convinced this

was the perfect plan and gave immediate approval. The plan was

beautifully simple. Phu Khen would arm his hordes to the teeth, load

them into catapults and hurl them over the wall. The losses were

expected to be high, but hey, hordes were cheap. Those that survived the

flight would engage the enemy in combat. Those that did not? Well,

surely their flailing bodies would cause some damage. The plan worked

and the Bohicans were defeated. From that day on, whenever the Mongol

Army encountered an insurmountable enemy, Genghis Khan would give the

order “Send some of the Phu Khen AV 8ers.”

This is believed, though not by anyone outside our secret society, to be

the true origin of the word Aviator.

Phu Khen’s AV8ers were understandably an unruly mob, not likely to be

sociably acceptable. Many were heavy drinkers and insomniacs. However,

when nothing else would do, you could always count on an AV8er. A Phu

Khen Aviator. Denied, perhaps rightfully so, his place in history, Phu

Khen has been, nonetheless, immortalized in prose.

You hear mystical references, often hushed whispers, of “those Phu Khen

Aviators.” Do not let these things bother you. As with any secret

society, we go largely misunderstood, prohibited by our apathy from

explaining ourselves.

You are expected to always live down to the reputation of the Phu Khen

Aviator, a reputation cultivated for centuries, undaunted by scorn or

ridicule, unhindered by progress. So drink up, be crude, sleep late,

urinate in public and get the job done.

When others are offended, you can revel in the knowledge that YOU are a

PHU KHEN AVIATOR

 

     ~ Brick

        
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK

   

Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK…

 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE… WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE… NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

 

 

 

     ~ Brick

Cure for Type 2 Diabetes? Wow!

 

Severe low calorie diet reverses Type 2 diabetes, UK study claims

Type 2 diabetes, which affects around 3.5 million people in the UK and costs the taxpayer-funded National Health Service (NHS) an estimated £9 billion ($14.39 billion) a year, is caused by high levels of glucose in the blood and is linked to overeating and obesity.

Researchers said the “remarkable” discovery proves that a simple eight-week diet can do away with the need for years of expensive medication.

Newcastle University’s Professor Roy Taylor, who led the study, said, “For many years, it has been assumed that type 2 diabetes is a life sentence.

“It’s chronic, it’s progressive, people need more and more tablets, and eventually they need insulin. It’s a downhill slope. However, we have been able to show that it is in fact reversible.”

In the study, funded by the charity Diabetes UK, doctors selected 11 type 2 diabetics and used a powerful scanner to monitor fat in the pancreas which regulates blood sugar levels.

The patients were then put on a strict diet of just 600 calories a day consisting of slimming shakes, non-starchy vegetables, tea and zero-calorie drinks.

After just one week, early morning blood sugar levels had returned to normal among the group.

After two months, the fat in the pancreas of each patient had returned to normal levels and the pancreas was making insulin normally.

Three months later, after going back to normal eating with advice on portion control and healthy foods, seven people remained free of diabetes.

“The insulin-producing cells in the pancreas have gone to sleep in type 2 diabetes – they are not really doing very much,” explained Professor Taylor.

“As the level of fat in the pancreas has reduced, we have seen these insulin-producing cells come completely back to normal, and that is truly remarkable.”

The researchers, who are publishing their findings in the Diabetologia medical journal, said anyone who wants to try the diet should consult their family doctor first.

Read more on the diabetes research at Sky News.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/severe-low-calorie-diet-reverses-type-2-diabetes-uk-study-claims/story-e6frfku0-1226081333756#ixzz1QAKcDBMu

     ~ Brick

Tax time?

 

Pro

Tax time?

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,”What’s your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ” Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”

“Chicken Farmer it is.”

 

 

     ~ Brick

        
Obama dreams of an America that is like a giant Walmart; Where everyone gets minimum wage whether you work or not. Where everybody will live in poverty; but it will be equal and fair poverty! Corporations and business will only be allowed minimum profits; the rest will accrue to the government to distribute at will… or not. Only the elites of government will be allowed to accumulate any real wealth; the ruling class deserve to live well. The old should step aside and accept their fate of an early death so the young can prosper!

Israeli Tank Hit – WOW factor X 10!

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           Death by Phosphorous

            What you are about to watch is an actual event. The Israeli Armed Forces filmed this in real time. What you’ll see is a fully armored Syrian tank being hit by an Israeli laser-guided, steel-penetrating,  phosphorous-filled “hand held” rocket. The rocket is small, very portable and is a tightly controlled weapon.  Each one is accounted for when they are checked out and back in. There must be no fewer than 2 soldiers present to verify their use; one must be a senior officer with a minimum of 10 years military service. (Sorry, the name and program is kept secret.)

                  This tank was headed for one of Israel’s settlements. There were four more tanks a mile to the rear of this tank.  They turned around before getting to this area after learning what had happened to the lead tank.

                  You can hear the ammunition going off after the initial strike. No Syrian tank crew member could survive this event and it did not make the news.  It is not an unusual event for Israel’s Armed Forces. They do not permit the “embedding” of news reporters with their armed forces like we Americans do. This weapon and its tactical use is for their survival, not for “news” entertainment!  Perhaps we  should take a page from the Israeli Military Handbook. 

 

This is one Bad-Ass Weapon!

 

~ Brick

 

The latest news for Anthony Weiner is that Larry Flint, of Hustler Magazine fame, has offered him a real job and a 20% pay increase! My understanding is he would be running Flint’s online porn video empire. It just keeps getting better all the time for Anthony… Him and his infamous ‘weenie’ could star in his own porn video series! He may have found his true calling in life? Prolly the best offer he’s gonna get… He should take it!

Standoff at the drinking fountain

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Last thing she says is: “That dog is mean!” Funny Stuff!



Standoff at the drinking fountain

watch the video!

Stuck on Stupid since 622!

It doesn’t get any crazier than this!

Stuckonstupid

Recently, Ayatollah Khamenei urged the Muslim World to boycott anything that originates with Jews. In response, Meyer Treinkman, a pharmacist, offers to assist them in their boycott as follows: “Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew.

If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner. Any that has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube. Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Cocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If an Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky,a Jew. If a Muslim has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege. Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate. And must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diptheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick. Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram. They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

Boycotting Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease. Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.
 
In short, boycotting Muslims must properly and fittingly remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mential Disorders, Polio, Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.”

     ~ Brick

Only in America… In New York New York!

 

 

Only in America… In New York City… Could anyone produce something this wonderful and amazing!!! WATCH THIS!

Somali Pirate Ship Go Boom!

Somali Pirate Ship Go Boom!

 

How about that – The Russians captured the Pirates, tied them up, put them on their boats, then set them all on fire – Pirate problem cured!

This video shows Russian Navy commandos on a Somalian pirate ship shortly after the pirates had captured a Russian oil tanker. The Euro Union navy that patrols these waters would not interfere because they feared there could be casualties.

All explanations are in Russian with a single exception of when a wounded pirate says something in English and the Russian soldier says “This is not a fishing boat”. All conversations between the commandos are in Russian. If you don’t understand Russian, the pictures speak for themselves.

The soldiers freed their compatriots and the tanker. The Russian Navy Commandos moved the pirates back to their own (pirate) ship, searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives and then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates hand-cuffed to it.

The commandos sank the pirate ship along with the pirates and without any court proceedings, lawyers etc. That is, they used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and 19th centuries where the captain of the rescuing ship has the right to decide what to do with the pirates. Usually, they were hung.

I would think from now on, Russian ships will not be targets for Somali pirates.